Thermal Energy News. Could Menopause Be The Savior For Global Warming?
The scientific professions are abuzz over electrifying new developments detailing a new system that may capture Hot Flash thermal energy of menopausal women. Laboratory testing has suggested that women will one day be able to be fitted with an attachment presently known as a COEGR (Cyclical Organic Electricity Grid Refueler) that can draw out the thermal energy within a Hot Flash and store the energy to be used on battery apparatus, or be transmitted as electrical thermal energy into the grid which can then be sold to the major power companies.
The thermal energy compiler might eventually become known as one of the greatest Green Feats of all time.
Scientists are urgently studying the potential of converting thermal energy developed by the organic heat pump of women in menopause into what could become the next great renewable energy source. Does it surprise you at all that it would be the female species who eventually are the saviours of the planet? Because they’re going to take it over one day anyways, they may as well save it first. Our studies of population tendencies tell us that the time is now for a thermal energy development like this. The existing mass of Hot Flash percolating power should be tamed to provide power for our thermal energy requirements. Woman Powered thermal energy might just turn into the Mother Of All Green Feats .
The control of this mostly safe thermal energy reservoir might be the beginning we need worldwide to change our abuse of nature, on a level that we have never seen before. The evidence that women have all the power will be even more apparent, plus they’ll also BE the power, and guarantee perpetual control of Earth to the natural guardians of nature - Womankind. The popularity of 40-something females, will grow to an astonishing level and allow them to assume their rightful place of being in control of society once and for all.
The day will arrive in the not too distant future, men with their cellphones, PDA’s and iPhones, and kids with their Nintendo Wii’s and iPods will bow in the company of the menopausal woman for the gift of their “green” thermal energy. The “radiance” of a woman’s hot flash during menopause will change from the terror it infuses in some men nowadays, to one of reverence as we will all know, the fact that she is the producer of the thermal energy for his “Crackberry”.
Envision a day when you’ll be able to plug a cellphone into a COEGR thermal energy wearing Grandma and reload the batteries! The Woman in menopause will easily become the most groovy and in demand souls in the universe,(though they already are…) Energy seeking individuals will look for them in shopping centers, as they assume their rightful place in society as the all-important providers of life AND thermal energy to a hungry planet! Department Stores could power the lights for their store from the thermal energy of their female shoppers! Ladies, can you say BARTER? What a bartering proposal, “You give me power, I give you a discount!”.
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